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I'll see you later. Talk to me later.
Aight I'm out holla atcha dukes.
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A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.
She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.
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An honorary title bestowed upon the diaspora of West Harrow cricket club. The holder of the title has the rights to call a Duke of West Harrow International XI match against any opposition as well as hunting, fishing, grazing rights and Prima Noctae on all the peasants and land within his locality.
Q) Are plans for the weekend?
A) I've been called up for the Duke of West Harrow International XI so I'll be swinging a stick at a ball in a stupid game of cricket all day. I'd rather be watching the rugby on the TV
When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.
Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!
A game comprised of two players in which one person hides their shit in an undisclosed location in another person's home. The shitter gives notice to the "shitee" in the form of a note on the refrigerator or some other nonchalant method.
Hey I had a fucking blast doing lines all night, see ya later. Oh yea I hid a duke...
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A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.
Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.
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Cutoffs so short they show the front pockets, like Daisy Dukes, but worn by a man.
Dude, why are you wearing black socks and boots with your Donny Man Dukes? Does your mom know you go out dressed like that?!
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