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fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022


fist-shrug

When you're too cool for mittens or gloves, and curl your fingers up into the sleeve of your coat.

Martha shivered in the cold and fist-shrugged to keep her hands warm.

by blahblahblah18572 September 7, 2010


Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023


deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017


spicy fist

When you fist someone after cutting hot peppers.

I gave her the old spicy fist last night after I made my famous taco recipe.

by vhotpepper June 2, 2017


fist pounce

A gentle quick vigorous punch to any part of someone's body in order to make a "massage" unenjoyable for the receiver.

That douche wouldn't stop begging for a backrub so I fist pounced him.

by Pen15Genius January 2, 2017


Fist Typer

An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.

That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.

by jnndfn9 February 4, 2009