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Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.
'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*
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One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.
Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
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Somebody who is in to undertale and wants to fuck a skeleton
AKA people in the undertail fandom
Did you know Rylie and Rachel are skeleton fuckers?
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Christians and people who base their beliefs on the Bible.
All of you Christians are God fuckers. I cannot wait to go to hell!
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Someone who enjoys having sex with fat people.
Dan: Did you hear what Tarik and Alkhamis did at that party last night?
Dave: Yeah! They're such fatty fuckers! I can't believe it took two of them just to fill that whale's blowhole!
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This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.
Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.
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one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to attain good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people
President Bush is a god fucker.
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