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Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
A person who has the smarts but doesn't look the part or utilize their smarts; often found wearing star wars graphic tee, graduating at the bottom of their class and at your local Walmart.
Usually resides in their mother's basement.
"If you're reading this, you're probably a deadbeat geek."
A tweakers unit of measure. Used to give an unsure estimate for the amount of time it takes a tweaker to accomplish something. It could be 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, etc.
Q: How long is it going to take for you to change that tire?
A: At this rate its probably going to take a geeks night to get it done.
When a gamer supposes to know everything to know about weapons of all sorts since they play call of duty, etc. According to these growing numbers of people, video games have all the facts and what-nots about guns. And if you play these games a bunch, you could jump right into the military, since of course, it looks awesome!
Sheldon: Dude, don't you wish we could just like ruin this school?
Gilbert: Yeah, bro all we need is the L86 LSW, bullet penetration and a desert eagle bro!!
Sheldon: are those your geek weapons?
Gilbert: No man they're real and totally awesome!
To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.
For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?
generic form of 'revenge of the nerds' to which a film was NOT made with the same title.
revenge of the geeks is to 'revenge of the nerds,' kind of like what 'Mac and me' was to 'E.T.' only without the film...
Websites dedicated to spreading knowledge of a tech-related manor. Usually web site address is usually passed from geek to geek.
Or
Where geeks/nerds turn when they are unsure of an answer and need clarification.
"I don't know whats wrong with you drive."
"Hold on I'm checking with Geek Depot see if they have anything that may save your ass."