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A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.
I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.
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A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
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trying a little bit too hard to make lulz
"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"
"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"
The saying for when you popperbate and goon out
Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?
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Is an adverb used to described a substandard performance while engaging in the sport of soccer.
That team is really playing terrible, they are "gooning" it.
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A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.
Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea
Person2: where ?
Person1: over there by the salami shop
Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him
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I used so much goon butter last time I went camping.
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