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When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y
- J.T.
Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.
Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.
Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID
Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done
Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
When a guy rubs the head of his dick up and down on a vagina before he penetrates.
I’m gonna give hammer kisses to that vag to get you wet babe.