Come Right

To be successful in one's pursuit of sexual intimacy with a member of the opposite sex.

Did you come right with that girl tonight?

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Dead Right

When you know your wife is wrong and you're right and you argue your point and win. But did you really win?

Friend: "Hey, you look tired today. What's up?"
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."

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hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

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bottom rights

Some one who looks good bending over.
Only really describes girls with no boobs and big butt's and hips.

Guy1: Yo have you seen Katie's butt!
Guy2: Yeah! Katie said bottom rights

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racism rights

The social permission to express racist remarks regarding your own culture.

P: I don't think I want to go there on Boxing Day. It's going to be filled with aggressively cheap asians clambering for the same television. They're all too eager to get their hands on a remote control so they can cover it in plastic wrap when they get home.

I: Wow, that was pretty racist.

P: My family is asian though, remember?

I: Yeah, but you're adopted. I don't think you can claim the racism rights for that.

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Right meow

A term used by miserable, pretentious people whose lives are so utterly devoid of meaning that they resort to unintelligent and vapid substitutions of normal English and transform it into perverse cacophony.

Morton: "Come here, right meow"

Carlton: "Morton, since you used the term 'right meow' I have to conclude that you are one of those loser-types I've been warning my children to stay away from."

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Woman's Rights

A joke.

Hey, Frank, did you hear about woman's rights?
Thats a good joke!!!

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