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1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
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Jelly and Day are a lesbian couple that share their every day lives on Youtube.
"In my free time, I enjoy watching Jelly and Day on Youtube."
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"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"
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A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
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The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.
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A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
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An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
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