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n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
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A type of drug that makes one so high they piss shit and shit piss.
Tim:Yo ho pass me them jollie jellies before the popo shut me down
Your mum: Coming right up do you want a BJ as well
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A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.
A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.
Would you like any topping for your toast?
Have you got any Bum Jelly?
Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.
Brilliant, spread it thick please.
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The gummy substance between your toes. It is a magical combination of lint, sweat, dirt, bacteria and fungus. Health food store use it to enhance the flavor of their smoothies
She was so flexible that she could lick out her own toe jelly.
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An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.
Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"
"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"
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A type of gelatinous candy in the shape of a bean. pls don't look at the other definitions for this word.
Don't look up Jelly Bean in the urban dictionary
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