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Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
a response to any question ever asked
Guy "how was your day honey?"
Girl "Joel"
A goblin who is surprisingly good at grilling
"Joel, despite your goblin-like features you are really good at grilling these sausages!"
Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.
someone who has absolute dog shit opinions in The Strokes' fan base.
Originated on the instagram page @/thestrokesconfessions, where an anonymous, later found out to be named Joel, when he called the song Selfless off the band's 2020 album The New Abnormal "mid". Since then he's been plaguing the account with god awful takes, and has become mutually hated by strokes fans, so much so that people now accediste anyone with bad opinions regarding the band and their music as Joel.
you: the strokes haven't been relevant since room on fire
me: no one fucking loves you joel