something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t
Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock
Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad
He is a little lad that does the berries and cream dance. Berries and cream berries and cream im a little lad who loves berries and cream. He is a little lad.
The little lad likes berries and cream.
A: Have you been to Lads Discord Server?
B: Do I look like a sinner to you?
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.