Lay-up lines

Hashtag swag MUST do this to win basketball games. It helps people MAKE free throws AND rebound.

"Alright guys, lay-up lines!"

or

"Lay-up lines!!!"

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Lay it on me

What you say when you want to encourage your partner to have poop sex with you.

Tamika: Ooh I need to take a big, brown smelly poop!

Jamal: Lay it on me girl!

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Laying Down The Beaks

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.

F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

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to lay down the law

to take a shit/crap
to poop
to make toilet soup

That crazy lady ran out in middle of the park, dropped trou, then layed down the law in plain view of everyone.

After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?

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Pelo Lais

A Pelo Lais is a girl that has Smooth/Iron hair.

The prototype of the dumb girl of the valley that uses words like 'Gorditaa' or 'Savash' or 'Kiss Kiss' with her closest friends
Pelo Lais are Chilean youth who are the enemy of the Pokemones. This girls do 'V.S. Lais' on social networks like facebook when they compite for the profile pic

Oh my god! I hate this girl!
Who?
This Pelo Lais girl over there, she thinks she is the best
Oh, well at least her hair is gorgeous
!

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Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

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Utsuho Lays Eggs

A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)

this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase

UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs

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