"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki
when your mailman cums on your mail
I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box
the most disgusting thing you could ever say
friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.
It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes
Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear
Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.
Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.
P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to
Critikally moist is "moist critikally"
It means charlie has made u nut to the max.
For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.