A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet
Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish
Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.
Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.