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After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.
Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.
In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.
When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.
I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle
Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.
Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas
when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.
John: Good Morning!
Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush
John: oh that's nasty man.