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saturday night when you try to get poon
That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night
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Also known as Cabbage night or Hell’s night, Picket night seems to be the term used in the sleepy Vermont town of Northfield for the night before Halloween. “Grab your eggs boys, we’re going out for picket night” was the last words spoken by the infamous Sam Harris Also known as “The Pig Man” which still today haunts the hills surrounding “Devil’s Washbowl”. Local historian Pam Witherspoon (1918-1953) wrote a short story about Sam Harris which was featured in the Northfield News titled “Sam was a good boy, not a swine” she mysteriously went missing and was found 2 years later dismembered in the washbowl with the words “Picket night” carved in her skull.
“Grab your eggs boys, we’re going out for picket night”
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The incorrect action of passing a cannibus infused blunt, joint, bowl, volcano bag etc. to the right because of the time of day
Person to right of greens: Hey man pass that shit this way man 'right at night'
Person on greens: That bullshit dont fly here
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What does a night host do, you ask? A night host is that jackass who sits in your dorm at night and asks you if you live there. When confronted by scum like this, the appropriate response is "Fuck You," or "Eat shit."
"Hey Mike, got a job yet?"
"Yeah man, I'm a night host."
"Fuck you."
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A "Bourne Night" is the Act of Consuming a level of alcahol that results in memory loss to the Extent that very little or nothing can be Remembered of the Drunk Period once sober. The name is derived from the popular Bourne films in which the protagonist has no memory of certain events.
Dean: "I cant belive you tried to drink toilet water last night man!"
Tyler: "Really? I cant remember"
Dean: "Bourne Night, Yeah?"
Tyler: "Yeahhhhh"
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An evening night where two people partake in sexual intercourse. Most of the time on a Friday, after all of the week's work is done.
Spouse 1: hey babe, it's sex night tonight!
Spouse 2: Hell yes!
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