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Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024


sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.

"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."

by titoburrito September 15, 2021


Craig Dawson

The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past

I love Craig Dawson

by Daddy Dawson15 August 22, 2022


Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023


Craig Mabbit

One fierce hair flipper. Has a fan made 4 hour microphone licking video on youtube. Despite that display of solidarity with the gay community, they unanimously said nah....That's about it.

Craig Mabbit is a hair flipper and an avid straight guy supposedly. Refer to the comment section on his video on YouTube and leave your best guess.

by Vagictive July 31, 2024


Blake craig

Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher

Your a Blake craig

by Babsbabbsbsn August 24, 2018


Mrs Craig

A annoying bitch

Oi mrs Craig got me a detention

Ha you got craiged

by Lucas bezo August 8, 2019