A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
Sexy Craig: adjective // noun
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."
The sexiest man to ever grace the planet and also the best footballer ever. He makes any woman as wet as Millwall tears when he walks past
I love Craig Dawson
The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
One fierce hair flipper. Has a fan made 4 hour microphone licking video on youtube. Despite that display of solidarity with the gay community, they unanimously said nah....That's about it.
Craig Mabbit is a hair flipper and an avid straight guy supposedly. Refer to the comment section on his video on YouTube and leave your best guess.
Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher
Your a Blake craig