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The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?
Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.
- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!
When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling
Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!
Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.
Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.