Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.

Pre-racha

The initial, watery pre-cum like liquid that comes out of a bottle Sriracha and precedes the tasty sauce.

I tried to squirt some Sriracha on my eggs and all I got was the nasty pre-racha. Next time I better shake up the bottle first.

pre-revolutionize

the act of releasing gas, prior to revolutionize

"Sorry I'm pre-revolutionizing. I need to find a bathroom!"

"Oh man, it stinks in here. Did someone pre-revolutionize?"

pre-algebra

useless trash for 1.5 hours, where you are forced to know wtf x is doing to y's a** hole.

person 1: yo i had pre-algebra
person 2:what did you do?

person 1: s u r v i v e

Pre algebra

The phrase created by the most autistic person kareem caca man, if you want people to hate you, use this phrase, if u want people to think the worse of you, say this phrase

You smell like pre algebra

pre game

when you go for a shit before an important event, eg an exam, in order to clear your nerves and make you more comfortable

Dave: hey mike how you feeling about this test?

Mike: I dunno, feeling kinda stressed, i didnt have time for a pre game

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