Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

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puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!

Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?

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Cum-Puss-Arrhea

Cum-Puss-Arrhea is one of the foulest substances known to man, it is a mix of cum (semen), puss and Diarrhea

Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.

Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?

Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.

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putting out the puss

dressing to impress

"wow, Kaityln's really putting out the puss in those hotpants"

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wine-puss

someone who constantly whines

Leonard is a wine-puss!!

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puss ki juice

the wet yummy juice, that comes from a pussy. Cum from a girls vagina.

im thirsty, gimmie some puss ki juice

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Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”