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When super hot guys finally get out of hibernation from the winter and want a fuck buddy.
Girl 1: " I can't wait for daddy season since winter is finally over!"
Girl 2: "You just want to get laid !"
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When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.
Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.
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When one is presented a grand opportunity to steal something. Many times will be said as an exclamation at the opportunity.
*Sees that friend left their gold watch behind*
"Chalk season!"
*Takes watch*
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When a Boul softens up and become a bitch
Technically Dick Up SZN doesn't end. A person can chose when it ends for them.
Meaning that a person softens up and becomes bitch made and scared to rumble
Man 1: yo you see Boul over there? I heard he caught a body last week
Man 2: hell no nigga. He in The off-season
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A period where multiple people cut their hair
“It seems like it’s chop season boys gotta get the waves for the babes.”
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The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.
It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.
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When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
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