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A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.
"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"
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An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.
Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.
Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?
Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?
Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?
Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.
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Secretions from a vagina
Cummings from a pussy
Juices from a moose knuckle
Drippings from a female
Also know as a snail trail
She came so hard, her split tail juice was running down my thighs.
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when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed
She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm
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A person who behaves like a arse!
My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer
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to get pumped real hard by a big dick/dildo
he split my difference lastnight
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a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
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