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When two people find company in each other even though they both have significant others. However, both of their significant others are out of town and this ends up in a secret relationship. Similar to a summer romance, but with more complications.
Joe: My girlfriend is out of town, so wanna be my summer rejoice?
Sarah: I'm so glad you asked, my boyfriend just left for vacation yesterday!
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Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.
PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨
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A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!
Who wants a refreshing summer swirler!
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When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.
Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .
Scully- Dude your a summer crust.
Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
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after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. It takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.
Teacher: Jimmy, what the hell is this.
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!
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someone whos so fat they wear a hoody in the summertime to hide their figure
Tom: Yo, dat bitch gots dem' flabbys
Brandon Olsen: Yeah dude, total hoodies in summer.
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Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
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