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Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:
Computer hackers.
Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)
The (hot) sidekick girl.
- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.
Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.
Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha
To remain neutral within controversial topics
With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish
Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.
Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.
When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex
When a girl tries to deep throat a guys dick and throws up on it.
Yo this girl was trying to deep throat me and gave me a Swedish candle!