When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce
I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today
The space between Christmas and New Years is the Holiday's Taint.
Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.
1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.
Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)
Go wash up you have a taint dome
Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.
Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag
Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it
I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.