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Double D Day: The day when you plan on seeing a girl's large bust.
The term DD-Day was first used on an episode of Malcom In The Middle. In this episode Malcom's older brother Reese tried to get a girl with very large breasts to take off her sweater and stop hiding her god given breast.
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I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!
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<read in irish-esque accent>
so, ya wake up one mahrnin', and ye drank a wee bit too much last nite. and ya hav a massive headache. now, this headache, it makes ya feel like shit. and yer nose starts to bleed, cuz your so damn hungover. now, ya walk outside to get some fresh air, and yer neighbors shittin on your lawn (welcome mat if u live in the city). you say 'hey asshole! stop it, and clean it up.' so he give's ye the finger and cracks ya in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. so, y'ave a concussion. and ya think 'shit this hurts, i better go to der hossspitallll.......'. so ya run 2 redlights, cuz y'uv become so dizzy that ya can't straight, or colors for that matter. so on the third, you're too fucked up to notice the 18 wheeler thats about to blindside ya. so ya wake up in the hospital, with no car insurance. so to recap....
-hangover
-bloody nose
-shit in the lawn
-concussion
-totalled car
-4000 gallons of spilled gas from the truck
-broken ribs, legs, arms, neck, and you can never get boner again.
-and a cop writin u a ticket for not havin car insurance.
all cuz yer buddy said, 'yer 'avin a bad day, come to this party with me'
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The last workday of the week, usually a Friday, when one tries to do less actual work and spend more time admiring the work done earlier in the week.
On Admiration Day:
Bob - "Did you get any work done Today?"
James - "Almost nothing but I got plenty of things done earlier this week."
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It occurs on the 8th of august (8/8, as in 7 8 9) and is celebrated by artists and enthusiasts of said day's topic.
"Haha, fun day guys, who up next monday? :3"
"u mean vore day?"
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A Utah-Born and Arizona-raised , super talented singer/songwriter whose beautiful voice will make even the biggest music haters stop for a minute just to listen. His lyrics are real and his songs are easy on the ears.
He's only been singing for about five years, but his songs have rocked everyone who's heard them. He's not your typical celeb assho. He's really friendly and fan-aware. You can't help but to love him.
Everyone should listen to at least one of his songs and if they can not, then, find at least one thing they love about him, this world just might be coming to an end.
p.s he's a real celebrity.
Dude 1: You should listed to this song, man
Dude 2: Does it's lyrics refer to sex and drugs in every othr word
Dude 1: Um... no
Dude 2: Who's it by
Dude 1: Spencer Day
Dude 2: Well, we'll see (Puts on earphones and listens speechlessly for a while) Woah.....
Dude 1: Whaddya think?
Dude 2: Woah
Dude 1: Mind blowing?
Dude 2: (nods)
Dude 1: I know, man. I know
(True story)
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Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Hero Of The Day, Saved My Life, Saved My Life
Mi Amigos, He's a hero !
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