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The unsent response text after you ask a person a question that they don't want to answer. You have been texting back and forth for a while then you ask a question that the person wants to avoid i.e. Wanna hang out?, What are you doing tonight? We should go get a drink... Do you like me? The ghost text is only official if the person either responds to the next question you ask (ignoring the original) or if they text you back the next day acting like they never received it.
Me: Hey what's up
Girl: Nothing, u?
Me: Nothing much just got off of work
Girl: Cool, how was your day?
Me: Good, I just want to get wasted.... What are you doing tonight?
Girl: (no response) <---Ghost Text
Me: So did you have a good week.
Girl: Yea, it was long though...
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After somebody takes their thumb out of your ass but you still feel like it's there.
I had ghost thumb for half an hour after we had sex.
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These are special Ectoplasm seeking bullets that will tear cut through ghost like a hot knife through butter.
Although rare to fine, there have been over 1,000 reported cases of Ghost Bullets shell sightings
The most infamous use of the Ghost Bullets was when Casper was found gunned down by rival Ghost Gangs for bringing heat upon them (Casper was attracting orgs. like Ghostbusters by shutting windows randomly around high schools).
Person 1: Yo my fucking house is haunted.
Person2: You need to get your ass some Ghost Bullets and tear those motherfuckers outta there!
Person 1: Bitch, if it was that easy to find Ghost Bullets, Ghostbusters would be out of fucking business
Person2: You fucked then man.
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When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
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When you walk into an area that smells like ass, but there's nobody there
You walk onto an elevator and it stinks like hell... "Damn, the last person on here either left a ghost fart or crapped their pants"
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when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.
"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"
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One who starts a life of piracy after becoming a ghost.
That pirate ghost was once my youth minister stepson!
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