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a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us
Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?
Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u
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The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.
Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"
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when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation
Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*
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Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.
I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
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A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey
Person 2: my name jeff
Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
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Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer
I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.
On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.
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