mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .

That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .

57👍 50👎

Do you listen to Mother Mother?

A phrase someone asks you if they think you are not cis. Most often they suspect that you use they/them pronouns

A: “Oh I saw your story the other day, do you listen to mother mother?”
B: “Yeah I do, thanks for noticing.”
A: “So what are your pronouns?
B: “They/them”

111👍 2👎

Bad Mother

A Bad Mother doesn't believe in or seek perfection - she knows that all around her people are cutting corners and putting out a perfect image to the world. A Bad Mother doesnt stress about dust, as she knows that dust in facts helps her child build a healthy immune system and that a sterile environment does not do her child any favours. A group of bad mothers go to www.badmothersclub.com and share help support advice and friendship

I AM a Bad Mother lol

97👍 101👎

mother chicken

Almost like saying "mother fucker", but far superior due to the fact that it uses a flightless bird and is not something that people expect.

JimBob: What the hell? Red ringed again?! Mother chicken!!
Sally: ... What. Did you just say mother chicken? o.O

11👍 4👎

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

9👍 4👎

Your Mother

A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

8👍 5👎

Mother Tucker

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!

Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."

14👍 10👎