Half tank

When a male is excited but not fully erect

When kevin saw that man he got a half tank

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skank tank

(noun) an extremely skanky woman.

Bob: Dude look at Jeannette! She has like 5 guys around her? I cannot believe she dumped me.

Bill: Wow, what a skank tank.

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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

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sex tank

A man with a fairly ripped chest and arm package, yet has a full gut filled up for sex and other high intensity activities. Usually due to drinking huge quantities heavy beer such as melbourne/victoria bitter.

tom: gee your looking big in the gut.

john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.

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Tank Tank Vroom Vroom

A phrase said by Poland in Belarusball's countryball series. Originally adapted from a comic saying "tankski tankski tankski."

"Tank Tank Vroom Vroom!"

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Clean the Tank

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

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Tank > Everything

a classic quote from the best game EVAH! (halo)

bro 1- bro watch out its a bad guy
bro 2- dont worry tank > everything

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