Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

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lolz truck

When something is REALLY funny, it's a truckload full of lolz. Only used over text/internet talk

Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."

Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"

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Truck Slut

A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.

Aricka Marshall is a Truck Slut

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Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.

I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.

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farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.

Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck

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piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

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Garbage Trucking

The placement of one's mouth and cheeks between another person's butt cheeks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by making a vibrating "brrrr" sound by blowing air out through floppy lips.

Named after motorboating, where the resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Look at that ass! It definitely needs some serious garbage trucking.

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