aight ima fuck wit ya

aight ima fuck wit ya Means that you’re cool with somebody or you want to be friends with someone.

Hey I got the homework if you want to copy off of it.

Aight ima fuck wit ya

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Gettin jiggy wit da niggies

its when you're gettin jiggy with bl*ck people

Jamal: Hey man you tryna go out and start gettin jiggy wit da niggies
what?
it's when you get jiggy wit bl*cks
oh okay
*they start gettin jiggy wit da niggies*

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Eat a banana wit his/her foot

a way of comparing an african with their monkey counterparts

shes so black, she can eat a banana wit his/her foot

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I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

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Fuck You And Who U Run Wit

A expression used as an insult to a person and their friends, family, etc.

Andre threatened Christopher's life , so Christoper said boldly "Fuck You And Who U Run Wit!!!"

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Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

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Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

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