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A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person
My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her
That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}
I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.
If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .
A wife that doesn't know her husband treats another woman like is wife.
If only she knows she is the co-wife.
When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown
I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter
Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.
Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!