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Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.
"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."
It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
a Trump supporter who lacks the ability to make winning arguments but repeatedly engages in discussions, providing amusement for others
People enjoy trolling Kim because she’s always posting fake news. She’s everyone’s favorite cat toy.
A Fizzle Toy is one of the many attention whores that constantly try to publish new entries into Urban Dictionary but they are unfunny, uncreative, and most of all they just make shit up. Even worse, they try to create a monument to someone they hate by using their name as a verb to describe the aspects of the person they hate in a passive aggressive hope they will see what they did and notice them finally.
Hey. Yeah you. The editor reading this. You're a fucking Fizzle Toy. Stop trying to use names for people you know to make up new definitions on Urban Dictionary! Do you have any idea how annoying you are to people that actually contribute? And stop using your little name to try to get famous too you fucking Fizzle Toy!
When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
a person who can't keep can not keep on their feet under the given circumstances. This person will trip and fall flat on their face regardless of the ease of the task at hanđ.
She would be a really good dancer, but she is a trip toy.
I was playing a game called Four Square, but I was such I a trip toy I was quickly replaced by somebody who was more foot-eye coordinated than I was.
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