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(n) a penis
Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.
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When a female squirts in the mouths of at least two or more men while masterbating.
The party really kicked off when the girls started giving free gravey trains.
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When exercising, you push your body to hard and it stops functioning properly. When you are exercising such as weight training, jogging or swimming and you suddenly crap out. You were experiancing aches and pains, but you thought they were just normal "after exersice" pains. It starts out with you working out and trying to push your limits, but then as each workout progresses you slowly feel like you cannot catch your breath, have no appetite (brutal, I know), feel like doing nothing at all (ever), no sex drive, cannot sleep, and you cannot think straight (instead you think gay). Then you one day you cannot get out of bed or you have no energy to "do" everyday life. Feels like life has no point, but you cannot to anything about it.
I said, "John's a freak, man. He only started working a month ago and he's already lifting more than his body weight. He is building muscle like crazy, but he is not getting enough sleep and he is pushing himself to the limit every workout."
John's friend, 'That's rough. Just heard he is laid up in bed with something the doctors said was over-training because he was working to hard. S#!$, man"
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A euphemism for a gangbang or a gang-rape.Some here are afraid to admit that it refers to rape and say it is VOLUNTARY.It is safe to say it refers to either group sex or gang rape.This word is usually used by gangstas and thugs.
Watch the TRAINING DAY scene when alonzo stops the white kids in the gang neigbourhood.
Denzel W(Alonzo):I'ma make you walk home. I'ma let the homeboys run a train on your girlfriend. You know what a train is, don't you?
some actor(driver):(wimpy voice)Yes.
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The man is having sex with the girl doggy style, her hands firmly planted on head board, when shes about to cum, he knocks her hands away, "train wreck-pile up"into the headboard.
I was loving this girl till she called me the wrong name, so I used " the train wreck" on her.
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A name for a hardcore crew of party-goers who often arrive at drinking parties equipped with one or more bottles of Golden Grain (or Everclear) and some grape soda or similar beverage to mix with the Golden Grain.
The party was dying, we were drinking beer and running out, but then the grain train showed up and we partied our asses off and all got fucking HAMMERED!
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EDI Rail built the Millennium Train for use in the Sydney rail network. Sydney was promised something special and special it was.
If the people of Sydney in 1988 thought the Tangara was the ultimate in train technology they were in for a pleasant surprise when the Millennium Train arrived. It had all the bells and whistles.
Unfortunately the people running the show, and directly one MP Michael Costa who was the transport minister of the day, they all got cold feet after a few major delays. Like the Tangara in 1988, in 2003 and beyond this was a very complex train that required expert gentle hands.
With thousands of staff to be trained it was a tall order to expect every member of staff would have it down perfect from day one. Yet at the time the minister was told. We will make it work.
With no improvements the minister said, dumb this train down.
A question that demands an honest answer is.
Why did EDI not painted Mr Costas picture on the front of the train?
Back to the serious business. EDI must have made it clear that dummying down is stepping backwards. Not to be seen as getting it wrong MP Costa showed them about stepping backwards. He cancelled the contract.
MP Costa had all Millennium trains moved to a less critical south lines where delays dont make the daily news papers.
If the Millennium Train was a bit of an embarrassment, more is just around the corner.
In a few years, coming to a station near you, a new project called the PPP train.
Public, Private Partnership. Dont wait up as like the previous trains, the people in power refuse to acknowledge they could have it wrong.
Sounds like a familiar tune that they are playing.
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How can you turn a modern train, such as the Millennium Train into a joke.
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Ask the NSW transport minister.
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