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A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.
She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.
When a female wears such a short skirt that a view of her vagina occurs periodically.
"Bro, that girl's vagina winked at me all night from the dance floor"
The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.
rose reservoir
Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.
"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"
a woman who sells her vagina for crack
get off the streets you vagina merchant
The air flowing through a hoes vagina.
That girl is such a hoe, her vagina whistles.
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