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Pig Latin, but the -ay is replaced by -egan
Person: Hello
Vegan: ello Hegan. ow Hegan are ou Yegan oing degan oday tegan?
Person: STOP SPEAKING VEGAN LATIN. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE A VEGAN.
Wearing all black on a daily basis but not actually keeping to a strict vegan diet.
Otherwise known as Swedish/ Iranian R&B songstress, Ayelle.
Oh my god! Amanda is such a Fashion Vegan.
The act of using a vegetable for anal penetration while using salad dressing for lube.
Similar to the Dirty GF, where the dressing must be gluten free (no croutons)
After a good PETA protest downtown, Deckle’s girlfriend Lesnie rewarded him by performing the dirty vegan
Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.
Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.
It's to eat vegan, but stealing the vegetables from the animals
He is a vegan, but a bad vegan. He stole the food from the porks.
A vegan that dabbles in meat of course
Dave; Steve you want a bacon sandwich?
Steve; no I'm a vegan.
Dave; Go on its just a bit of bacon.
Steve; No I don't eat meat on ethical grou...... oh go on then. And so the demi-vegan was born.
I only eat beetroot burgers because cows are cute but it's gotta have cheddar on it!
Bailing out on strenuous activity because the vegan doesn't have enough protein to sustain prolonged exercise.
He got about 3/4 of the way up the Half Dome hike before he veganed out and had to head back down. The omnivores were able to make it to the top.