Demi-vegan

A vegan that dabbles in meat of course

Dave; Steve you want a bacon sandwich?
Steve; no I'm a vegan.

Dave; Go on its just a bit of bacon.

Steve; No I don't eat meat on ethical grou...... oh go on then. And so the demi-vegan was born.

I only eat beetroot burgers because cows are cute but it's gotta have cheddar on it!

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