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When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.
Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one
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denglish for "te veel koek op 1 dag" which is a upcoming expression for having planned too much things on one day.
damn, on the 16th of oktober i''ll make 2 school exams, i'll go to the apenheul AND to a green day concert. that's too much cook for one day!
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While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
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What the mystic said to the pizza chef.
"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?
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The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
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One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.
Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.
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