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Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023


cat-cholo

a cat that starts with an english name then gets a spanish one

*first few months of cat ownership*
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge

by catgekko666 June 15, 2022


cat explosion

When the cats in your house knock something down and break it, making them scared and scatter

"That cat explosion last night sounded like a stampede"

by Dashisback November 17, 2017


Snap cat

A person of the female variety who displays bipolar tendencies.

I thought Amanda was a cool girl, turns out she's a total snap cat

by john avery November 10, 2017


coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!

I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!

by Ralph walda July 01, 2019


Miss Cat

Miss Cat is the feral cat that has been tamed. As a loving pet, she is always willing to please her owner in any way that he desires. Given appropriate attention and lots of strokes, Miss Cat will be a pussy that will purr for hours. Occasionally she requires a stern word or some correction, but will soon be purring and rubbing herself against your legs again.

There's nothing better than seeing Miss Cat, content, lapping up some milk.

Look at Miss Cat, she's so adorable!

by Mr J master of cats November 26, 2021


Razzlemataz My Tabby Cat

Pronounced "Raz-zel-ma-taz My Tab-by Cat". Slang for "Fuck My Pussy"

Hey there, wanna Razzlemataz my tabby cat?

by bossofcreepers20 February 20, 2018