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A sticker I got that is on my phone
Me: look at this sticker
Friend: oh cool it says why not go head
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To have a head like a christmas ham.
Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head
Red Headed Cheri is a Lesbian that finds a man to get her pregnant only to leave him and collect child support.
That new girlfriend that Zackery found turned out to be a Red Headed Cheri. She got pregnant and left him for another woman. For the next 18 years Zackery has to pay child support and can't see his child. Poor Zackery.
A single rope (strong) tied at one end to make two nooses so emo lovers may commit suicide together.
Lucy and Liam killed themselves by tying a double headed noose to their selling fan.
Suicide KYS Emo Love Noose Incest
When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"
Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"
A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.
Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
When someone gives head so good that you feel like you're about to die.
"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."
"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."
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