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the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
A crying cat is basically g0ul’s favorite thing.. she really likes it cause it looks like her and she always uses it. When will she ever learn that her nitro runs out and she’ll never be able to use it again?
g0ul is a crying cat period Pooh
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste
Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?
A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.
Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.
Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.
I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.
"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".