list

a record to keep track of several items.

A list must contain more than one item to be considered an actual list.

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list

1. the last tool for lazy writers who want to show how hip their knowledge is.
2. a way for people's tastes to be researched, commodified, and totally exploited on online sites such as myspace.com
3. an item so overused in lieu of actually creating something, that it signifies the end of innovation and the impending apocalypse of popular culture.

I wish people would stop making lists of crap like in that mediocre movie, High Fidelity.

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on a list

When the government is monitoring you because of a internet post with one idea in mind, however the post was misinterpreted as something absolutely different, usually regarding crime, violence, politics or terrorism.

Blogger: "The party last Thursday was the bomb! That white house with the killer sub woofer really started a revolution. Even the President should be impressed!"
CIA agent: "Thursday, Bomb, White House, Killer, Revolution, President"
Blogger: "I'm on a list now, aren't I?"

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On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

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that list

you are on that list when you have a STD

Soulja Boy's Song "That List" man i really wanted to talk this girl she so fine but then she got picked up by the clinic she must be on "that list"

Listing

verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person

Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!

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The List

Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.

All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!

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