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Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.

"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"

by Fearlize February 5, 2017


Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021


Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020


Who you feelin like

Stepping out of your lane and you not like that

Fatfat: Ryan you pussy I will beat yo ass. Me:you just got beat up by Ryan the other day who you feelin like

by May 18, 2023

6👍 3👎


Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

5👍 2👎


Popped it like it’s hot

Popping it like it’s hot is the act of sniffing a big hit of poppers in the club.

Guy 1: “What’s up with Peter? He looks like he’s dying”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”

by Baroent April 5, 2023


you like jazz?

The urge to ask your fellow man if they enjoy the music genre jazz.

Do you like jazz?

by hehexd1234 December 5, 2016