Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment
Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
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Sporadic Like A Waterboardu
What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
To have explosive diarrhea
I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.
This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
bro if your username is IO5Z then you clearly LOVE 👳🏿 ♂️
IO5Z like's sIaves?
The phrase “Like what??” started as a natural reaction among Gen Z and LGBTQ+ youth, especially in casual conversation or online. It’s used when someone says something off, confusing, or hypocritical—and instead of dragging them, you just hit them with: “Like what??”
It’s giving side-eye energy. It’s lowkey calling someone out without starting a fight.
Often used in texts, stories, TikToks, or memes with dramatic pause or sass.
This version of “Like what??” was created and popularized by younger online creators as a signature catchphrase or reaction word.
“They said they hate attention… while wearing neon green at 8 AM.”
“Like what??