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ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 6, 2016


Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.

Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

by JERSEY BOY 70 June 15, 2016


Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

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liquid in my meat bag

You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.

Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!

Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!

by MamaTitty December 1, 2016

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crinkle cut hoe bag

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

by SavageBP November 4, 2017

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a double with curd and a bag secured

A Double Butterburger with cheese and a side of cheese curds to-go from Culverโ€™s.

All Alec wanted for his birthday was a double with curd and a bag secured.

by DoubleCurdBagSecured December 13, 2018

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Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 June 2, 2005

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