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the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
runs over gays every pride month while listening to Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX.
We have brown means basically two people have something brown lol
1: Omg look we have brown
2: what the?
1: we have brown hair look
2: uhh ok?
We have brown is referring to having brown something for example hair, eyes , or anything else
Person 1: Omg we have brown
Person 2: what?
Person 1: look we both have brown hair
Person 2: uhh ok?
Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.
The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.
When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night
When a Caucasian male has a penis that hasn't been inside a female in 15+ plus years, it rots to a brownish hue from rigorous masterbation from unclean hands
Dude if you don't get laid soon, you might get a Brown Bosley!