When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.
When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"
marvel new journey a place where you play happy and leave depressed!!
Friend one:“Hey I’m about to play marvel new journey😝”
Friend two: “I just play that😭🥺”
"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.
Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?
New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.
Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.
A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."