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fighting toe to toe without help from friends and/or weapons
i bet if we shoot the fair ones from the shoulders i'll beat that ass
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to organize ones bed room one must perform a series of acts eg: calling in the booty call in the bed, cleaning up the cooking crumbs in ones bed, covering up ones dirty laundry in ones bed & last but not least perform the ultimate orgasm spectrum in the bed. for the sake of having a bed in the bedroom
The act of organizing one's bedroom.
dean: hey jennyjugs wanna come over for a booty call?
jenny: what if your women finds out?
dean: what? that your a guy oh silly jenny she would only care if you were a chick!
jenny: well make sure you do the washing & clean up your crumbs
dean: dang! i know i have to keep my hand out of the cookie jar but i just cant get enough of that orgasm spectrum!
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A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more.
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for Pauline Hanson's One Nation , they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
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Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!
Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!
Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...
Bird 2: He will!...
Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
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A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.
Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'
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A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"
Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
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to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended
Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.
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