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A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.
I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.
A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!
bro.... what?
Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)
Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.
Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
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