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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024


Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.

Damn nice cum nails Melanie!

by kabar6 August 5, 2022


Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

by Lookatmetantan October 14, 2023


Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021


Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You sure know your hentai. You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021


Cum runner

When a female cums and try to push or run away as she does it due to the orgasm sensation

As we were humping she climaxed and hit me with a cum runner. So I hit her with the scorpion and said get over here as I finished her fatality

by Mericachavez July 24, 2023


Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021