Doing a gurt
Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.
A phrase used by southerners
(especially in Texas).
It’s used when:
1. Someone didn’t understand / hear
3. Someone heard you just fine but didn’t like what you just said / is surprised what you just said.
Meemaw: Billy wake up! You forgot to talk the dog for a walk last night!
Billy: Do what???
When you’re about to beat the hell out of someone for a rude/disrespectful comment or question but you like the person so you are giving them the chance to make it right.
Man: Hey, you wanna fuck?
Woman: Do what?
Man: Is that a no?
Woman: Beats that ass and not in a good way.
To do something, anything. The phrasing is intended to be as vague as possible.
Usually used within the context of "the thing I/We need to do".
It's past lunch, if I don't do the do now I'll regret it later.
The car's outside. Shall we do the do?
When you buttchug some Hennessy
Person 1: (drunkenly) ay ay man wanna buttchug
Person 2: (drunkenly) Hell yea man ... ay bro lets do a kanye
Person 1: (drunkenly) YEAA
Yeah, who exactly should do what bitch?
Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"