What in the name of fuck

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says

Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

What fert do

What to do

I’m really bored. I don’t know what fert do

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

What the ell doing

when a guy named ell and yan doing something very sososososis 😨😱

person:is that ell and yan omg

person 2:what the ell doing

What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.

Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?

What the hibs

an exclamation of ultimate surprise, if someone is being a cock

Steven:*junky bats calum*
Calum: what the Hibs!